when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
True story: I lived alone for two years, and only owned one plate for the entire first year.
The piano player
hangs from piano wire,
but the player piano carries on.
On New Year’s Day
We will change back to ourselves
in the flame
We are cured,
we are cured,
we are cured